Koreans For Kamala Is Like...
A Tale of Two Koreas (and The Swing State of Georgia)
Ah, yes—nothing screams "traditional Korean values" quite like...
Kamala Harris?
You know, the same Kamala Harris who’s proudly aligned with a party that’s about as close to Korean values as 가위 바위 보 (rock-paper-scissors) is to quantum physics.
Let’s start with family values, something Korean culture has treasured for generations.
The modern Democrat party, with its "anything-goes" approach to family structures, seems to say, "Hey, you want six parents, three dogs, and a cactus to raise a kid?
“No problem!"
Koreans, on the other hand, have always revered the family unit—parents work hard to raise their children, children generally respect their elders, and you don’t move out until you’re married (and sometimes not even then), and even if/when you do but then have a child yourself you’re likely to have a set of grandparents move in with you.
The Democrats’ "progressive" stance on family dynamics probably leaves your 할머니 (grandma) shaking her head, wondering what happened to traditional principles influenced both by Confucianism and more so in recent history, Christianity, and the good ol’ fashioned *효도 (‘filial piety’).
Then there’s work ethic — the heart and soul of Korean pride.
Koreans have built a country from the ashes of war into an economic powerhouse fueled by sweat, blood, and a never-give-up mentality.
Democrats, on the other hand, seem to think that hard work is optional if you can just, you know, get the government to "redistribute" wealth to those who might not have worked so hard or at all even.
It’s like telling your *한식 (traditional Korean cuisine) restaurant owner uncle that his 14-hour days of grinding are no different from someone demanding free bibimbap without lifting a finger. See how that goes over.
Oh, and let’s not forget education — a sacred pillar in Korean households.
For Koreans, studying hard is next to godliness.
The party of Kamala Harris?
They prefer the kind of education that might involve your kids learning gender theory 🤡 before they can even spell "success."
Koreans want their kids to excel in math and science, not attend protest rallies for whatever cause is trending on social media this week.
And if you think this is just about culture, let’s talk about personal responsibility.
Koreans value resilience and taking charge of one’s own life. In contrast, Democrats seem to thrive on fostering a dependency culture—where someone else is always to blame, whether it’s "the system," “the white man,” “the military-industrial complex,” your neighbor, or that odd relative no one wants to invite to 설날 (Seollal: Korean Lunar New Year) anymore.
Koreans?
They'd instead buckle down and handle their business than wait for someone to hand them a solution.
In short, Koreans backing Kamala Harris is like a K-drama where the plot twist is—surprise!—everyone forgot what made the protagonist strong in the first place.
Koreans supporting Democrats is the real culture clash—a clash of tradition, hard work, and values up against progressive policies that don’t respect the very foundation on which Korean communities thrive.
But sure, vote for Kamala.
Maybe you’ll get lucky, and they’ll put 김치 (Kimchi) on the White House menu right after they finish erasing everything else that’s genuinely Korean about you.
1. "Koreans for Kamala" is like serving kimchi with ranch dressing—an insult to both cultures.
2. "Koreans for Kamala" is like replacing your grandma’s ginseng tea with a soy latte—sacrilegious.
3. "Koreans for Kamala" is like expecting free healthcare from a 무당 (shaman)—delusional and risky.
4. "Koreans for Kamala" is like cooking bulgogi in a microwave—lazy and disrespectful.
5. "Koreans for Kamala" is like bowing to your elders over Zoom—completely missing the point.
6. "Koreans for Kamala" is like replacing Seoul’s skyline with San Francisco—more tents, less discipline.
7. "Koreans for Kamala" is like trying to run a Korean BBQ with an air fryer—impossible and misguided.
8. "Koreans for Kamala" is like using chopsticks to eat a cheeseburger—awkward and unnecessary.
9. "Koreans for Kamala" is like joining a K-pop band to promote jazz music—wrong audience, wrong message.
10. "Koreans for Kamala" is like handing your tiger mom a participation trophy—prepare to be disowned.
*효도 (hyo-do) is a deeply ingrained concept in Korean culture that refers to filial piety, which is the virtue of showing respect, care, and loyalty to one's parents and elders. It emphasizes honoring, supporting, and obeying parents, particularly in their old age, as a way of repaying them for the sacrifices they've made.
This value has roots in Confucianism and plays a critical role in family life in Korea, where adult children are often expected to care for their parents, both financially and emotionally, as an expression of gratitude and respect. It's a moral obligation, but also a source of pride in many Korean families.
*한식 (Hansik) refers to traditional **Korean cuisine**. It is characterized by a balance of flavors (spicy, salty, sweet, and sour) and a focus on healthy, natural ingredients. Korean meals typically consist of rice (밥), soup (국 or 탕), and a variety of side dishes called 반찬 (banchan), which can include kimchi, pickled vegetables, tofu, and various marinated or stir-fried dishes.
Key dishes in 한식 include:
- **김치 (Kimchi)**: Fermented vegetables, often napa cabbage or radish, seasoned with chili pepper, garlic, ginger, and other spices.
- **비빔밥 (Bibimbap)**: A mixed rice dish with vegetables, meat, a fried egg, and gochujang (chili pepper paste).
- **불고기 (Bulgogi)**: Thinly sliced marinated beef, grilled or stir-fried.
- **떡볶이 (Tteokbokki)**: Spicy stir-fried rice cakes.
- **삼겹살 (Samgyeopsal)**: Grilled pork belly, often served with lettuce wraps and dipping sauces.
Korean cuisine emphasizes communal dining, with dishes often shared among diners, and is renowned for being both flavorful and nutritious.